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A Bit of Topless Sunbathing




I’ve just done a bit of topless sunbathing in the garden 
hoping to give the neighbours a cheeky eyeful, 
but I don’t think anyone even noticed! 
They’re a bunch of boring gits. 
What would you do 
if you saw your neighbour naked in the garden 
and you knew she definitely wanted you to see? 
You knew for a fact that she was rubbing 
suntan lotion on her tits to turn you on...




A Bit of Topless Sunbathing. From Love Letters. 2021 — 2022. Text